Due to a scheduling error last week (namely the scheduling of the print deadline a few hours before the column was finished), there's no column this week. I feel a little guilty about missing a week every now and then, but with two small kids in the house, I'm proud of myself for finding time to keep my personal hygiene to a reasonable standard. Finishing the column is extra credit.
Anyway, let's wheel in some cute kids to fill the dead air! It's all their fault, after all.