I still haven't slept right since I saw a sheep with a tail on that same day. Did you know sheep have tails? I mean long frickin' tails that flap around when they run. Farmers snip 'em or something when they're born, but we saw a few sheep with big long honkin' tails. It was like seeing a golden retriever with horns.
Anyway, the first person to make a joke about me, sheep, and our honeymoon wins the big prize, since I know it's coming anyway. But in order for the joke to count, you must also mention Kentucky Fried Chicken, American Samoa, and the Pope. Let's see what you've got, baaaah-dass.
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You're on your honeymoon taking pictures of sheep?
ReplyDeleteAnd Mikka wins! Contest is over, folks. But feel free to keep ripping on me. That's what I'm here for.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record, taking pictures of sheep isn't all we did on our honeymoon. We also ate some of them.
That specially bred, orc-eating sheep saved your life, man!
ReplyDeleteIt seems like a great frickin' picture, but could someone please work out how many sheep are in it cos every time I try I fall asleep.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the "after" picture of you proclaiming yourself king after shoulder-checking the sheep off the hill?
ReplyDeleteI just wrote about the pope on my blog! I'd say snap, but I'd really rather not. Anyway, I bet NZ was a great place to honeymoon but before I can trust you completely, answer me this.... mint or rosemary?
ReplyDeleteI think it went parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. Oh wait, that was me and Julio, not me and Kara.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think one of nature's silliest animals was just whining about not winning anything for making fun of me.
Barry, you should definitely go to NZ. If you giggle when you see a sheep, you'd be laughing your arse off the whole time.