tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10757363.post5801794605391210440..comments2023-10-06T08:48:58.926-04:00Comments on Just Humor Me: You can check out any time you like……Mike Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08769922952632331554noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10757363.post-78711456830638795112008-07-15T23:46:00.000-04:002008-07-15T23:46:00.000-04:00JL -- No, thank you. Now THAT was impressive. M...JL -- No, thank you. Now THAT was impressive. Mama Mia!<BR/><BR/>Burf -- Perfect. Now make sure they don't stay in one o' them fancy places like Russell (the love muscle). They got fancy door opnin' tools at them places. My places just gots trash bags.Mike Toddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08769922952632331554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10757363.post-4358117940560447442008-07-15T15:24:00.000-04:002008-07-15T15:24:00.000-04:00I guess I'm lucky, cuz most the people I don't lik...I guess I'm lucky, cuz most the people I don't like are dumb as a door nail. heheheheheBurficahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08207396583080371466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10757363.post-45201873861883774072008-07-15T01:52:00.000-04:002008-07-15T01:52:00.000-04:00I'm curious about the Swedish fish - was it ABBAco...I'm curious about the Swedish fish - was it ABBAcore tuna, by any chance?<BR/><BR/>I thank you.JL Paganohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00545313456435412626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10757363.post-91697385185749966712008-07-14T23:14:00.000-04:002008-07-14T23:14:00.000-04:00Miss Anne -- Ha! That sounds like a really awesom...Miss Anne -- Ha! That sounds like a really awesome hypothetical game. I hope your kids never get to play it.<BR/><BR/>Russ -- Dang, you musta been staying at one o' them fancy places. Your security guard gets an awesome door-opening tool, ours gets a trash bag. Let's talk soon to start planning that caper. I'll stop at Sam's Club to pick up the Hefty cinch sacks.<BR/><BR/>Burf -- It only works if you don't like them AND they happen to be idiots. You'll have to come up with something else for the wily ones.Mike Toddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08769922952632331554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10757363.post-51705288494644302872008-07-14T19:42:00.000-04:002008-07-14T19:42:00.000-04:00That was so funny, I wanna suggest to all the peop...That was so funny, I wanna suggest to all the people I don't like, to go try that. heheheheBurficahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08207396583080371466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10757363.post-6462610491186529052008-07-14T11:56:00.000-04:002008-07-14T11:56:00.000-04:00This happened to me and some friends when we took ...This happened to me and some friends when we took a vacation to Vegas. One roommate was just drunk enough to think setting this lock was a great idea before passing out, yet not sober enough to wake up to constant beatings on the door when the rest of us realized we were locked out. That's the holy grail of drunken decision making that I'd only previously seen attained at a frat house during a big party.<BR/><BR/>The security guards had a very cool tool that they slipped into the door while it was slightly ajar... and then when they slammed the door shut, it swung the lock open. It was not nearly as humiliating to stand there for 15 seconds while he did that. Standing there for half an hour while your security guard worked that plastic bag must have sucked!<BR/><BR/>But wouldn't that make for a great caper... you could totally rob a hotel if you simultaneously got a dozen guests to preoccupy the guards with locked doors.Russhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02719449876611903530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10757363.post-81136760764774985592008-07-14T06:53:00.000-04:002008-07-14T06:53:00.000-04:00Another fun thing to do is send your kids to Morga...Another fun thing to do is send your kids to Morgantown, WV with only 20 bucks. AFTER they get locked out of their apartment, and AFTER they have a huge fight in the parking lot, in which one sister (the 17 year old one)has the other sister (the 22 year old one) in a head lock, saying, "When you are calm I will let you go...", and AFTER you call every locksmith in town and they are all DRUNK because, HEY it's Friday night, dude!, and AFTER you scream into the phone "If you take that 20 bucks and order a pizza delivered to the parking lot, I will amputate your feet and hands and shove them ALL UP YOUR ASSES WITH THE PIPING HOT PIZZA, you MORONS!!, the OLDEST and presumably SMARTEST child withdraws FORTY bucks from her debit card, (when she only has FIVE dollars in the bank) to pay the ONE FREAKIN' LOCKSMITH YOU MANAGED TO FIND IN MORGANTOWN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.<BR/><BR/>It's a pretty fun game for the kids, I think...melodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08269581985852005546noreply@blogger.com